It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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