I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
