I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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