guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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