She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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