just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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