why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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