Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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