Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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