she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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