i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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