Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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