Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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