Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you traded sex for a burrito?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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