what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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