Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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