Do you still have your period?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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