Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
