conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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