..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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