just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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