We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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