i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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