was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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