I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize