the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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