Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
this boner is exhausting
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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