There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Found your dick twin last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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