oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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