I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.