you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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