the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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