when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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