Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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