Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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