I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
