we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
How naked do you want me to be?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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