She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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