Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
false alarm, still single
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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