Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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