My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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