What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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