The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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