I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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