We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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