What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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