and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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