Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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