VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Your penis caused this!
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