I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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