Already got asked if we're dating
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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