After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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