i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
