her vagine was all disorganized.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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