THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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