found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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