can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I love you.
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