Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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